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honeyMegal0mania
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 May 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 15
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About honeyMegal0mania : I procrastinate sometimes, that's why I made an account here in the first place.

My favorite movie is American Psycho...
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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107838) - you deserved it (8044)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States



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