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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2747
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About honestlove11 : I\'m pretty much awesome.. Hehe keeding :)
I\'m all grown up.
I like beinn funny.
My friends are pretty much the craziest/most awesome you can find.
Yep. Better than yours :]
hehe
I love proving my point, hate being wrong, but I\'ll admit it when I am wrong.

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honestlove11's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18 year old daughter comes home telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had ICarly happy meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

#8838699
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25665) - you deserved it (4806)

On 03/05/2010 at 1:10am - kids - by icarlymom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43100) - you deserved it (9567)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

#8751170
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7172) - you deserved it (19480)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up on the floor after I fell asleep last night while counting my tips. The pennies stuck to my face and left large blue circles from the copper. The blue won't come off. I have my senior photos today. My appointment can't be rescheduled. FML

#8748241
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23225) - you deserved it (5785)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:15pm - misc - by uwbeautyqueen12 - United States (Wisconsin)



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