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by STOPTAKINGPICTURES / 07/08/2013 at 7:45pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work. I called my boyfriend and asked him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in my closet. What did he bring? Black stilettos. I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift. FML
by readytoamputatemyfeet / 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by dudeyouarefired / 12/20/2012 at 3:16am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Animals
by Mike / 10/16/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/01/2012 at 7:19pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
by alexo / 05/23/2012 at 11:52am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
by Fillifilo / 04/18/2012 at 12:38am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML
by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm / Kids
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by panos016 / 07/15/2011 at 9:51am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous