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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 87
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About homesuckfucker : My hobbies include homestuck, homestuck, pokemon, and roleplaying. If you're interested in roleplaying homestuck, or, God knows why, learning more about me, you can contact me through my kik: howl78

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Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML


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