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About homesuckfucker : My hobbies include homestuck, homestuck, pokemon, and roleplaying. If you're interested in roleplaying homestuck, or, God knows why, learning more about me, you can contact me through my kik: howl78
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Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014