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  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML

#21264917
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24149) - you deserved it (5588)

On 09/25/2014 at 1:48am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58822) - you deserved it (5037)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I feel. She instantly burst out laughing and said "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML

#20993484
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42142) - you deserved it (5647)

On 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm - love - by um...no? i don't think so anyway (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

#20930470
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36505) - you deserved it (2393)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49270) - you deserved it (4191)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

#15786852
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28055) - you deserved it (22814)

On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

#13466468
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40051) - you deserved it (3363)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML

#5957888
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32725) - you deserved it (5423)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)



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