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by anon / 09/25/2014 at 1:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by um...no? i don't think so anyway / 12/15/2013 at 2:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2013 at 5:02pm / United States / Work
by haveahappyperiod / 10/04/2013 at 5:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
by ciararow / 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm / United States / Animals
by ihatemylife / 10/23/2009 at 11:54am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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