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  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57695) - you deserved it (4542)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

#20930470
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33520) - you deserved it (2010)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

#15786852
137 comments

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On 04/14/2011 at 7:29pm - animals - by ciararow - United States

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

#13466468
70 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML

#5957888
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (5325)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)



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