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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1883
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About holyshitbatman : procrastinators unite!!!...tomorrow (:
just your average girl looking to kill time&get badges. if you know how to get any of the secret badges, please let me know (:
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Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML


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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML


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On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML


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On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML


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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML


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On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML


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On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44337) - you deserved it (6490)

On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML


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On 08/13/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by oldtexas (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML


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On 03/14/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by skc (man) - United Kingdom

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