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Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States
Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
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On 08/13/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by oldtexas (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I gave myself a facial with one of those masks you leave on for a while. I busied myself by tidying my room while it dried and eventually forgot all about it. I finally remembered about it after I answered the door to the postman. Not embarassing enough? I'm a guy. FML
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On 03/14/2009 at 7:36am - misc - by skc (man) - United Kingdom
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