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by so_this_is_me / 08/13/2015 at 1:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by bxjxj / 12/22/2014 at 1:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BagelTheOtaku / 08/20/2014 at 1:15am / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by Chatons / 12/05/2013 at 1:52am / Switzerland / Animals
Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML
by Remy / 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by CreamGravy / 10/06/2013 at 9:54am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2013 at 2:56am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…