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  • Number of visits : 780
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2DAY I WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO GIVE A GUY MAH NUMBER!! I WROTE IT DOWN ON A PIECE OF PAPER, TORE IT IN HALF AND GAVE IT TO HIM!! LATER, I NOTICED I'D GIVEN HIM THE WRONG, BLANK HALF!! FML

#20142410
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19903) - you deserved it (10334)

On 11/01/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
99 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today... I found out that my girlfriend has secretly been conditioning me to get turnd on by the smell of bananas. Guesshose new co-worker peels a nice... fragrant banana five times a day. mega FML

#20139261
122 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by SadExperiment (man) - United States (California)

2day After Weeks Of Wondering If Mah Cat Has A Fetish Fir Licking Mah Bed Covers, I Finally Witnessed Him Licking Up An Ant Off Of The Covers . Turns Out That Mah Bed Is Infested With Ants . FML

#20138030
77 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 12:23am - animals - by lifelike (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from mah son's school saying to pick him up cuz he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

#20119263
134 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, I HAD TO PICK MY PARENTS UP FROM THE HOSPITAL AN DRIVE THEM BACK HOME, AFTER THEY WERE TREATED FOR EATING LARGE AMOUNTS OF CHEESE THAT MY DAD CLAIMED TO HAVE ( AGED ) FOR SEVERAL YEARS. FML

#20116789
65 comments

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On 10/14/2012 at 4:36pm - health - by oppafucktardstyle (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29366) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall!! I screamd and told her to stay back!! Instead, she walkd up to the spider, squishd it, and told me to stop bieng such a baby!! fat FML

#20095198
115 comments

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On 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

TODAY, I TRID TO BLEACH MY UPPER LIP HAIR. I NOW HAVE A BRIGHT RD MUSTACHE. FML

#20093112
124 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by mustachioed (woman) - United States

Today , I realized how lonely looool I am when I got excited over recieving my daily weather update from the Weather Channel. fat FML

#20086575
45 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by mstar - United States

today I droppd a whole batch of penis-shapd cookies on the floor . Then I thought, ( 5-second rule ) and startd eating them . And then I realizd that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor . FML

#20081762
165 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by RawrSparkle (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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