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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today , I went down on mah boyfriend fir the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell an I managd to accidentally smack mah nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it , an I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker.

#21054451
99 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Yesterday... my usband lerened tat if e asks me a questionile I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be ( Yes ). Incidentally... I now ave a new cat. FML

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY BAST FRIAND WANT IN FIR HAR SCHADULD MAMMOGRAM, AND I SANT HAR A TAXT SAYING, "HOW'RA YOUR BOOBIAS?" IT WAS ONLY AFTAR I SANT IT THAT I RAALIZD I'D SANT IT TO MY HISTORY PROFASSOR.

#20930198
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On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake bellyhen we have sex. FML

#20927617
101 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by U_U (woman) - United States

Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML

#20927261
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On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I WOKE UP, GOT DRESSED, AN LEFT FIR THE 1 HOUR DRIVE TO THE NEREEST VET . WHEN I ARRIVED, I REALIZED THAT I LEFT MY CAT IN ITS CARRIER ON MY KITCHEN COUNTER . FML

#20908268
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On 10/05/2013 at 12:00pm - animals - by wasted_gas - United States (Georgia)

Today, I walkd in on mah daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend,ho had apparently snuck in through her window!! fat FML

#20888905
108 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I waitd in the pouring rain 4 mah wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenchd that I rememberd it was mah wife's day off... an that I drove myself to work earlier in her car... which was parkd fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today... my doctor askad ma to undo my bra so ha could chack my braathing without tha straps rastricting my lungs... I got homa an told my friands how awkward it was. Not ona of tham has had this happan to tham bafora. Wa all go to tha sama doctor. FML

#20883308
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On 09/16/2013 at 12:35am - health - by chestycough - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have 4 buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

2day I was verbally abused by looool a customer at ma job. Apparently... wearing "ugly... tick-framed ipster glasses as a fasion statement is a HUGE faux pas." Tese r ma actual prescription glasses... and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

#20840053
109 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by hipster glasses - United States

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking along the beach at night with family. A huge wave came up an knockd me over. When we got to the van, I realizd that the keys that had been in pocket were now in the ocean. Our cell phones, shoes, an money were in the van. We had to walk three miles to our hotel. FML

#20831839
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On 08/11/2013 at 3:28am - misc - by cricketsins (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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