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About hofferman : if you're stalkin my shit its probably because I was stalkin your shit.
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Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Friday 5 February 2016