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hockeyprincess91
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
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About hockeyprincess91 : Hockey, xbox, music, drawing. That's about it.
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Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

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On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML



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