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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hockeyplayer2693 : I like to play golf and hockey
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Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37486) - you deserved it (4408)

On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32782) - you deserved it (16825)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML

#11875155
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15101) - you deserved it (23988)

On 07/14/2010 at 12:47pm - misc - by rofld (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

#11861261
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10734) - you deserved it (37242)

On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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