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Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31594) - you deserved it (26159)

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Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48990) - you deserved it (2772)

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