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Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28669) - you deserved it (23122)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45396) - you deserved it (2511)

On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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