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Today, I saw my ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago because he told me he was gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71018) - you deserved it (5048)

On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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