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by marisa / 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2010 at 6:29pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2010 at 12:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
by OhJoy / 11/02/2009 at 12:08am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
by imanidiot / 03/03/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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