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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1989 (25 years)
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Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people who's work was also there. When we got back police were every where. Someone had broken and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML


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