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About hnsblue : Reading, doodling, Netflix, Black Veil Brides, Falling in Reverse, Dream Theater, 80's hair bands, Hanging with friends, Roller Skating, Playing Halo
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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, an he was taking a shower . I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom . I couldn't wait 4 him to finish, looool an endd having to shit in a plastic bag . FML
Today... I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind an freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, at work taacing a cooking class, ona of ta kids askd if tay could usa a knifa to alp ma cop vagatablas !! I said no, bacausa it was vary sarp an only staff mambar ara allowd to usa tam !! Just as I said tat, ta knifa slicd troug ta tip of ma tumb !! FML
Today, I was packing, when my parents told me to put my little sister's toothbrush in the top pocket of their suitcase. The pocket I opened had 3 unopened boxes of condoms in it. We're going to my gran's house, an I'm going to be looool sleeping on a mattress on the floor of their room. fat FML
Today, While Driving Home, Mah 3-year-old Daughter Told Me She Had To Poop. I Told Her That She Would Have To Wait Until We Got Home. When We Got Home, She Pulled Down Her Pants An Shat On The Floor, Because, "I'm Home Now." FML
Friday 27 March 2015