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hmzswr7

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hmzswr7

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hmzswr7 : I'm 19 and college student who is studying to be a dentist! Get to know me!

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hmzswr7's favorite FMLs

Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML

#21108820
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50042) - you deserved it (3301)

On 04/09/2014 at 7:47pm - money - by CheapFamily - United States

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

#21089097
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34694) - you deserved it (3507)

On 03/17/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by IMAWAKE - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

#21089044
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36588) - you deserved it (5939)

On 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm - misc - by NotInTheRightPlace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had an elaborate fantasy of what I would do if I became a cat and how I would make my way to my crush's house to be their cat. FML

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40517) - you deserved it (19462)

On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)



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