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hkgirl89

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hkgirl89

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 May 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1018
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hkgirl89 : Knowledge is power, power corrupts... So study hard and be evil.

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Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

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