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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 May 1989 (26 years)
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About hkgirl89 : Knowledge is power, power corrupts... So study hard and be evil.

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Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML


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