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hk

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 276997
  • Number of comments : 345
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hk : I'm a regular college girl, studying law in Ottawa. :D

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Visits<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 6:29am<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 1:26am<b>bronz</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:01am<b>EnderHorse</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 11:21am<b>DQFEdits</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 2:29pm<b>__doge__</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 5:52am<b>helloimclaudia</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 5:38pm<b>xRose</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 10:12pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 12:56am<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/18/2016 at 10:46pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:32pm<b>2442422442242442</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:58am<b>jsb1426</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 9:49pm<b>granovist</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:46am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 1:39am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 2:47pm<b>iNicoLTD</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 12:06am<b>Roozb</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 12:12pm

Fucked!<b>EnderHorse</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:20pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 7:39am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:47pm<b>iNicoLTD</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:06am<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 1:42pm<b>manoverbored</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:36am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 4:22am

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hk's favorite FMLs

Today, I was the only one in an elevator when an attractive girl came in, talking on her phone. She told her friend, "I have to go, there's a cute guy on this elevator." Before I could even react, she turned to me and said, "Sorry for lying, I really wanted to get off the phone with her." FML

by TuralSucks / 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

by Noname / 03/09/2009 at 1:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

by nutsucker / 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

by addictedtofml / 02/24/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy