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hk
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 273541
  • Number of comments : 345
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About hk : I'm a regular college girl, studying law in Ottawa. :D

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Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20214) - you deserved it (3987)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (4712)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (2302)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479
229 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
365 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28558) - you deserved it (2814)

On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
194 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

#15647820
115 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
275 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
402 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31078) - you deserved it (3069)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom



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