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  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 271352
  • Number of comments : 345
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hk : I'm a regular college girl, studying law in Ottawa. :D

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Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6394) - you deserved it (1227)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (1623)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

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On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842 (409)

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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

#15817809 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (23384) - you deserved it (2108)

On 04/17/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by wellhellothere (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (6251)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

#15647820 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (8344) - you deserved it (27815)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603 (332)

I agree, your life sucks (58530) - you deserved it (4290)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918 (345)

I agree, your life sucks (27043) - you deserved it (32801)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (39344) - you deserved it (6103)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (26021) - you deserved it (22960)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642 (233)

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2913)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23707) - you deserved it (4719)

On 03/18/2011 at 12:10pm - work - by B-rent - United States



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