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About hk : I'm a regular college girl, studying law in Ottawa. :D
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Checking you out
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML