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hiwelcome2mylife
  • Town/Country : californialove, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 April 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 131
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hiwelcome2mylife : Hey my names Bree(: I'm in swim, gymnastics, & cheer. I love my friends, and I'm nice to pretty much everyone, so hit me up, and you'll find out I'm a really chill person.

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Today, my boyfriend ran accidentally head-first into my face and left me with a giant black eye. My mother is convinced I had a seizure in a park somewhere and won't listen when I tell her she's wrong, and everyone else thinks my boyfriend is abusive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17023) - you deserved it (1551)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:35am - love - by el211 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (2845)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15584) - you deserved it (84147)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (39371)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (753788) - you deserved it (63738)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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