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About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today..!! I was questiond by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car!! That 12-year-old is my daughter..!! who refusd to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular!! FML

#20653026
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53027) - you deserved it (6697)

On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

Today, wila answaring an "anonymous" survay about ow to kaap my scool drug fraa, I told tam tay sould stop drug tasting ta kids tat tay know don't do drugs and tast ta skatciar onas . Tay in turn drug tastad ma . FML

#20652571
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38619) - you deserved it (13748)

On 05/09/2013 at 6:22pm - misc - by drug testing - United States (Wisconsin)

Today My Boyfriend Forced Me To Do Stretching Exercise With Him Before And After Sex As A ( Safety Precaution ). FML

#20645667
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53532) - you deserved it (8788)

On 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by stretchy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to go see mah granddad in the hospital an asked if he needed anything!! He replied, "I need u to get out an send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

#20644913
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47039) - you deserved it (6260)

On 05/06/2013 at 4:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51273) - you deserved it (4442)

On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50282) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

I lerend my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I looool don't know if I'm more annoyd that he casually mentiond it after we've been together 4 10 yeres , or that it actually works. FML

#20636797
69 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 11:59am - intimacy - by MommaAnnie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned tat binding my stomac wit duct tape isn't wort it to look tin. I also learned te even worse part wen I srieked more loudly tan I sould've wen I tried to discreetly rip it off in istory class.

Today, I Was Getting Ready, When I Hered Dad In The Shower. He Was Singing Along To The Song "The Wheel In The Sky" By Journey. Except He'd Changed The Lyrics An Was Singing, "The Dick On This Guy Needs A Rubbin'." It Turns Out Mom Was In The Shower With Him. FML

#20634724
95 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML

#20632537
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (18479)

On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, mah little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter fir mah birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, mah parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me fir yelling at him. FML

#20625530
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52365) - you deserved it (3334)

On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, mah boyfriend dumpd me because he says I ned to leren how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because mah dad recently passd away, mah best friend turnd on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of mah dreams. FML

#20625067
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55386) - you deserved it (3637)

On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today nobody wants to hang out with me due to a nasty rumor that mah ex has spread. No one will tell me what was said cuz I apparently "know full well" what I did. FML

#20624422
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49956) - you deserved it (3586)

On 04/27/2013 at 1:02am - misc - by dabull (man) - United States

TODAY, I REMOVED THE SIDE RAILS FROM MY TRUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK I REALLY NEEDED THEM. AN HOUR LATER, I WENT TO WAL-MART, FORGOT THEY WERE GONE, AN BUSTED MY ASS IN PUBLICHILE GETTING OUT OF MY TRUCK. FML

#20615692
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17990) - you deserved it (39786)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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