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by sleeplessinrichmond / 09/15/2013 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work
by Frenchie / 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
by the next james herriot / 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Are you kidding me? / 09/09/2013 at 4:51pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by vrossie_ / 09/08/2013 at 1:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by itsellie27 / 08/30/2013 at 10:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by KatVanGogh / 08/25/2013 at 9:16pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by never thought I'd say that / 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm / Norway (Rogaland) / Transportation
Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML
by SparkOfJade / 08/13/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Maryland) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an… Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over… Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, things were getting steamy with my boyfriend. For once, I tried to be more vocal to turn him… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…