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About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38492) - you deserved it (21054)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50370) - you deserved it (37052)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45571) - you deserved it (7599)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10175) - you deserved it (70071)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17299) - you deserved it (70762)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17299) - you deserved it (70762)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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