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hippo1234

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  • Number of visits : 37377
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53596) - you deserved it (8026)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53596) - you deserved it (8026)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

#150
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31177) - you deserved it (7597)

On 10/30/2008 at 1:55am - work - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16854) - you deserved it (80661)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16854) - you deserved it (80661)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
99 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#44
99 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:57pm - love - by Mr Eek -

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

#42
27 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - misc - by Lud@l -

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
59 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
300 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50066) - you deserved it (36908)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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