About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.
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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom… Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand.… Today, I went into the house, only to hear my mother shouting "DON'T PINCH MY NIPPLE" at the top of…