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hippo1234

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  • Number of visits : 39630
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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hippo1234's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

#41
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43292) - you deserved it (9043)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Crawling -

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58782) - you deserved it (4151)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25179) - you deserved it (112986)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38454) - you deserved it (21029)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50305) - you deserved it (37033)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45587) - you deserved it (7597)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

#16
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10164) - you deserved it (70020)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:26am - health - by Jigll -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16291) - you deserved it (68802)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16291) - you deserved it (68802)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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