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hippo1234

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 47261
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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hippo1234's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

by Crawling / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

by Crawling / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

by Crawling / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

by Lo / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

by VIVI / 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm / Intimacy

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

by Benji / 10/13/2008 at 4:32am / Miscellaneous

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

by rmL / 10/13/2008 at 4:31am / Intimacy

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

by aXel / 10/13/2008 at 4:29am / Animals

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

by Jigll / 10/13/2008 at 4:26am / Health

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2008 at 4:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous