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  • Number of visits : 34544
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27962) - you deserved it (1893)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35962) - you deserved it (3002)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

#367
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28095) - you deserved it (5593)

On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24555) - you deserved it (4096)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31436) - you deserved it (9135)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31436) - you deserved it (9135)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML

#354
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (3409)

On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43093) - you deserved it (5178)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

#352
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22480) - you deserved it (8044)

On 11/21/2008 at 12:40am - misc - by lpilou - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33733) - you deserved it (11215)

On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (10429)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31600) - you deserved it (7821)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21342) - you deserved it (4291)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

#338
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (2504)

On 11/19/2008 at 12:59am - health - by la poisse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7483) - you deserved it (30593)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)



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