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hippo1234

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  • Number of visits : 45439
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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hippo1234's favorite FMLs

Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

#448
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10306) - you deserved it (20350)

On 12/04/2008 at 2:23am - work - by RadYoHeaD - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26403) - you deserved it (18283)

On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26888) - you deserved it (6567)

On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46051) - you deserved it (6639)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14198) - you deserved it (42209)

On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32105) - you deserved it (2370)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25470) - you deserved it (5940)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (3692)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12733) - you deserved it (29324)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20704) - you deserved it (45003)

On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML

#389
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/25/2008 at 1:05pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41488) - you deserved it (3537)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst doing it with my girlfriend she goes :"are you done any time soon?" FML

#367
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35942) - you deserved it (6776)

On 11/22/2008 at 7:24am - intimacy - by KaRaSu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I should have given my first concert in front of a crowded audience. As we were about to go on stage my band decided to roll a joint outside. The cops just happened to pass by and now I'm on my own. FML

#360
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29609) - you deserved it (4732)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:42pm - work - by christous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML

#359
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38170) - you deserved it (10909)

On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version



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