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About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

#466
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22696) - you deserved it (3469)

On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18986) - you deserved it (4360)

On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my brand new and very expensive laser printer does actually print 10 times faster than my old one. Except there's nothing printed on the paper. Never mind, at least it makes a cool sound. FML

#458
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19574) - you deserved it (3492)

On 12/06/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by harry - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
39 comments

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On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27005) - you deserved it (9955)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
79 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

#451
79 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 11:40pm - love - by nothisfault - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went running to the gym on the way to work and I forgot to bring a spare shirt. All I have to wear is a wet white tshirt. FML

#448
11 comments

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On 12/04/2008 at 2:23am - work - by RadYoHeaD - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

#441
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22396) - you deserved it (16265)

On 12/03/2008 at 2:26am - intimacy - by Yum - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
28 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

#437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41068) - you deserved it (5982)

On 12/02/2008 at 3:27am - intimacy - by hell! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

#432
92 comments

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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
32 comments

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On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
23 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version



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