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About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today, my bast friand invitad ma to dinnar at his housa. Whan I want to tha toilat, I found my wifa's wadding ring in a cup,hich sha'd lost a waak ago. maga FML

#619
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34308) - you deserved it (1559)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me . Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add . "Happy Brthday" . big fat FML

#608
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29754) - you deserved it (1616)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend,ho dumpd me four month ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, y not". FML

#602
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11328) - you deserved it (23259)

On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in mah sexiest cloths to meet mah new boyfriend at a restaurant . As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outsidehile I waited . The restaurant owner cummed out and said, "Hey, you . Go and 'work somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (16852)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at mah face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went lyk this. FML

#593
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20398) - you deserved it (1576)

On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

TODAY FEELING ROMANTIC AN OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE I TOLD FIANCÉE: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU." SHE REPLIED: "WELL YOU'D WANK". REAL FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22790) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

TODAY FEELING ROMANTIC AN OVERWHELMED WITH LOVE I TOLD FIANCÉE: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT YOU." SHE REPLIED: "WELL YOU'D WANK". REAL FML

#591
36 comments

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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today I trid to sell 2 000 options contracts but I bought them instead resulting in a big loss. FML

#586
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6154) - you deserved it (19201)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:23am - work - by Dope - United States (New York)

Today , I mada lova to my grlfriand. I panatratad har 4 ahila , than stoppad to gat my braath back... Sha carriad on moaning avan though I'd stoppad moving. maga FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41541) - you deserved it (7841)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knockd at the door . I was nerely done so I didn't open right away . I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers . The worst being I didn't have a ticket . FML

#583
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8349) - you deserved it (64828)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I poned up my bank's customer service department . I waited eleven minutes on old wit te lovely music, anden a woman finally picked up, I ran out of pone credit . fat FML

#582
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19555) - you deserved it (2369)

On 12/24/2008 at 12:56am - money - by Colin - Sent from mobile version

todayile I was looking fir a file on my boyfriend's ard drive, I came acros poto of a alf-naked woman wearing my clotes, butose ead wasn't really visible. Wen I demanded an explanation, I realised tat it wasn't anoter grl - it was im. FML

#581
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29454) - you deserved it (2860)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I TESTD A NEW DRUG DESIGND TO FIGT EADACES . IT AD QUITE AN EFFECT ON ME, MORE SPECIFICALLY SIDE EFFECTS: NAUSEA, DIZZYNES AND DIARREA . FML

#579
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17775) - you deserved it (4244)

On 12/23/2008 at 3:57am - health - by blabla - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, IT'S MY BRTHDAY. MY EX JUST SENT ME A TEXT. I READ IT, HAPPY HE HAD REMEMBERD. HE WANTD ME TO KNOW HE HAS A NEW GRLFRIEND. FML

#578
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20595) - you deserved it (1904)

On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter . And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me fir not having any mirrors . mega FML

#569
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26500) - you deserved it (1745)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version



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