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About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.
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Today, I dressed in mah sexiest cloths to meet mah new boyfriend at a restaurant . As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outsidehile I waited . The restaurant owner cummed out and said, "Hey, you . Go and 'work somewhere else, please." FML
Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at mah face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went lyk this. FML
Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knockd at the door . I was nerely done so I didn't open right away . I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers . The worst being I didn't have a ticket . FML
todayile I was looking fir a file on my boyfriend's ard drive, I came acros poto of a alf-naked woman wearing my clotes, butose ead wasn't really visible. Wen I demanded an explanation, I realised tat it wasn't anoter grl - it was im. FML
Friday 27 March 2015