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  • Number of visits : 37856
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hippo1234 : Ummm, I'm a female. I like bad puns and sarcasm. My dog is a Springer Spaniel.

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Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (32652)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18958) - you deserved it (6225)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (1730)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32108) - you deserved it (4617)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

#656
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18428) - you deserved it (7161)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16596) - you deserved it (7811)

On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4307) - you deserved it (39081)

On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17619) - you deserved it (1929)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (1948)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23168) - you deserved it (5580)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22766) - you deserved it (2676)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22766) - you deserved it (2676)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

#626
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21023) - you deserved it (5906)

On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28277) - you deserved it (1660)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34159) - you deserved it (1551)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version



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