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hippo1234
  • Town/Country : Centenihell, MN, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 31378
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hippo1234 : Why, hello there! If you're bored, I recommend watching "Epic Rap Battles of History" on YouTube. They're done by Nice Peter.

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Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML

#619
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29200) - you deserved it (1250)

On 12/28/2008 at 8:41pm - misc - by pop - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé told me, that after 7 years together, he is no longer in love with me. Shocked and appalled, I ask him if he has anything else to add. "Happy Birthday". FML

#608
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23151) - you deserved it (1031)

On 12/27/2008 at 5:26am - love - by Nalya - Sent from mobile version

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

#602
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9872) - you deserved it (20201)

On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19572) - you deserved it (14866)

On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sat in the train and the old lady sitting next to me stares at my face. I ask her if she is ok and she starts yelling "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?". The entire train trip went like this. FML

#593
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13821) - you deserved it (979)

On 12/25/2008 at 5:30am - misc - by LDF - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19812) - you deserved it (5019)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19812) - you deserved it (5019)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML

#586
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4256) - you deserved it (14008)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:23am - work - by Dope - United States (New York)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32468) - you deserved it (5601)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

#583
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6987) - you deserved it (58386)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

#582
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17523) - you deserved it (2166)

On 12/24/2008 at 12:56am - money - by Colin - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (2456)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML

#579
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12514) - you deserved it (3625)

On 12/23/2008 at 3:57am - health - by blabla - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

#578
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14733) - you deserved it (1353)

On 12/23/2008 at 2:43am - misc - by Plume - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone stole both rear view mirrors from my scooter. And where was the police? They were 500m down the road, waiting to stop me for not having any mirrors. FML

#569
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23009) - you deserved it (1436)

On 12/22/2008 at 12:43am - money - by daddy - Sent from mobile version



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