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About hippiechick96 : heyy guys :) my names meghan, im super nice to everybody which is why when i try to have a really good comeback to something i usually end up making myself look stupid :p i love music more than anything, even cherrylimeades! :o some of my favorite bands are
a day to remember
artist vs. poet
there for tomorrow
hit the lights
the devil wears prada
and looottttsssss more :) im serious, you should see my ipod, theres like a kazillion bands on there! anyways i play guitar and alot of other instruments and i love new people so feel free to message me :)
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
Monday 23 February 2015