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hillbillie_girl
  • Town/Country : united states
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 25
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28076) - you deserved it (3426)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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Today, I was sitting using my laptop, I was also eating a bag of starbursts. They bag slid off the bed, I went to catch them and in the process my knee hit my laptop which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my $2,500 laptop to save 11 starbursts from falling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21497) - you deserved it (40915)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:50am - misc - by MYLIFESUX (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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