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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 May 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1753
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hijueputa : STOP HACKING INTO MY ACCOUNT YOU DIPSHIT!!!

Hver maður er borinn frjáls og jafn öðrum að virðingu og réttindum. Menn eru gæddir vitsmunum og samvisku, og ber þeim að breyta bróðurlega hverjum við annan.


STOP HACKING INTO MY ACCOUNT YOU DIPSHIT!!!

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hijueputa's favorite FMLs

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2009 at 6:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

by imsad / 11/06/2009 at 5:26pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML

by MGZ / 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, my mom put a candle on in the living room. She told the family "how much she loved it!" My mom then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. Thanks mom. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2009 at 11:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

by Undercover / 10/12/2009 at 4:38am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML

by Undercover / 10/12/2009 at 4:38am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. FML

Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. FML