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Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6778) - you deserved it (24751)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

#6644248 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (5634) - you deserved it (26529)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

#6643821 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (15388) - you deserved it (4546)

On 12/07/2009 at 12:07am - kids - by proudparent (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see for two hours. FML

#6631791 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (21215) - you deserved it (2592)

On 12/06/2009 at 9:03am - health - by lol (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I started feeling really sick and came home from work. My roommate, convinced I had the H1N1 flu and fully fueled by the media, locked me in my room so nothing in the house could be contaminated and went to her friend's house. I have food poisoning and I can't get to the bathroom. FML

#6615559 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (24900) - you deserved it (1418)

On 12/05/2009 at 12:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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