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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 September 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 445
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About highlystrung : Hello. My name is Laura and I'm probably the most awkward person you'll ever meet. I'm obsessed with The Beatles, ADTR, Harry Potter and video games.

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Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, "Fuck off, Steve." So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18592) - you deserved it (17272)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33640) - you deserved it (2802)

On 10/25/2011 at 2:04pm - kids - by mew - Canada

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30435) - you deserved it (5179) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39856) - you deserved it (27367)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

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106 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML

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