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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 September 1990 (25 years)
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About high_on_life1808 : Hey peoples! I'm Kris. I'm a happy girl with a bubbly personality that's always up for making new friends. I laugh way too much and I'm always smiling, joking, dancing in the middle of the mall, etc. If happy people annoy you, I'm probably not a good person to talk to. Other than that, I like shiny things. That's about it.

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Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML


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On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML


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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML


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On 08/23/2012 at 8:05pm - love - by hustled - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML


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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML


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