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About hideitzkathleen : I'm Kathleen. I laugh at stupid things. I'm awesome! Haha, whatever. But ask for the MySpace page! Yes, I am one of those 13-year-old's that type with amazing grammar. But I'm not one of those snobby kids. Message it up!
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Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
Friday 28 August 2015