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Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53644) - you deserved it (6993)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:20am - love - by Tara115 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:33am - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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On 06/28/2011 at 3:32am - health - by disgustedgf - United States

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by Forgotton (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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