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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 106
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hidden559 : Hi I'm me I like running, talking, eating, and making friends. Sadly I use my fml far more than my Fb but I'm ok with that. Don't be afraid to message me sincerely James Matern

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Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML

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Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51282) - you deserved it (18250)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111295) - you deserved it (262893)

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