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hiandrews69
  • Town/Country : Muncie, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About hiandrews69 : Very friendly and somewhat loopy.

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Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress my 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in my lap in a frilly dress, and as I was placing a very pink and lacy bow on his head, my mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now thinks I'm mentally unstable and should be in therapy. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I had amazing make-up sex after a huge fight. Turns out he forgot to let me know it was actually break-up sex. FML

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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