Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

hi57o's page activity

Visits<b>Bob343434</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 11:29pm<b>ThatGuyWhoTalks</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 4:08am<b>Welshite</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 10:52am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 1:32am

hi57o's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of hi57o's badges

hi57o's favorite FMLs

Today... I hit a new low in financial troubles when I left work to retrieve twenty-five cents after seieng someone drop it across the street. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (3978)

On 09/22/2013 at 1:45am - money - by collegebroke (man) - United States (California)

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (69696) - you deserved it (7372)

On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, as I have been 4 10 yeres, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with mah mother, she yelld, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (7205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42193) - you deserved it (1935)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I finally realized how depressed I amhen I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (31559) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer 4 the second time in two years, and they may end up removing last testicle . Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation jokd, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to bieng a woman." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39914) - you deserved it (2293)

On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , the guy I lyk called me , and mah mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me , but mah mom heard me and answered "Well , she is masturbating right now , but I'll tell her to call u later!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (25901) - you deserved it (2699)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was putting a new ligtbulb in wen ma wife walks into te room an says "you can't see a ting, i'll turn te ligt on fir you". And se did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24014) - you deserved it (1878)

On 01/11/2009 at 11:35pm - misc - by Christoams - Sent from mobile version

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: