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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1 (2014 years)
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  • Number of visits : 264
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

#20895842
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51659) - you deserved it (6317)

On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing solitairehen an achievement popped up on mah phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in mah life. FML

#20793723
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45799) - you deserved it (7626)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by solitaire - United States (Washington)

Today, I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain,hen I accidentally bumped into a man . He turned an yelled, ( Watch it, u clumsy, ugly bitch ), tohich I apologised an told him about mah arthritis . He stared at me in confusion, then said, ( Well, you're still ugly ), an walked off . FML

#20785828
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51848) - you deserved it (3558)

On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

#20776380
76 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47506) - you deserved it (19059)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

#20691781
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (47764)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a werd boob dance an middle fingered me. FML

#20611911
94 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (5906)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

#20195063
64 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by Moose (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today... I learned that if your going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold... you should remember to wash yur hands before changing yur tampon. FML

#19790692
159 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today my boyfriend an I were having a serious conversation about our future. looool Somehow it turnd into a 10-minute discussion about wat time of day we usually take a crap. FML

#19440866
134 comments

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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

#19245415
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (2084)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

I BOUGHT A $450 ELLIPTICAL MACHINE TO GET IN SHAPE OF THE NEW YEAR. AFTER 5 HOURS OF PUTTING IT TOGETHER, I REALIZED THAT ALL THE CIELINGS IN EVERY ROOM OF MY APARTMENT R TOO LOW FOR ME TO USE IT WITHOUT HITTING MY HEAD. I CAN'T RETURN IT. FML

#18695783
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23109) - you deserved it (9038)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:57am - health - by fatandsad (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I told my boyfriend I lovd him fir the first time!! His response was to smile and pat me on the head!! FML

#18533113
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28223) - you deserved it (4502)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S THINKING I HAD A UTI. TURNS OUT I HAVE AN STD. FML

#18526714
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20272) - you deserved it (35885)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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