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hghrider123456
  • Town/Country : Roma, Roman Empire
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1154
  • Number of comments : 65
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Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35822) - you deserved it (21759)

On 04/30/2009 at 9:40pm - health - by fuckmyliiiiiiife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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