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hfudge

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Visits<b>racheal1000</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 6:07pm<b>holluphollup</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 9:50pm<b>mezochan</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 1:40am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 6:24am<b>sarcasticlover</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 3:19pm<b>wildbynature</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 3:28pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 11:45pm<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 9:41am<b>Enslaved</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 1:06am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 2:47am<b>spicyburrito</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 10:22pm<b>footballguy55</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 5:40pm<b>sabby7</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:33pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 2:25pm<b>Adam_Power58</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:43pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 3:05pm<b>MrSassypants</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 5:32pm<b>olpally</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 5:04pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 11:14pm<b>Enslaved</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 7:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 8:25pm<b>CommentKing207</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:06pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 11:12pm

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Santa Claus

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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hfudge's favorite FMLs

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

by padre74 / 10/03/2016 at 1:31pm / United States (Tennessee) / Kids

 Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML

by Ex-Employee / 07/30/2016 at 10:14pm / United States / Work

Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML

by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

by aggghghgh / 05/14/2016 at 4:51am / Health

Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got hit by a stray cantaloupe. That's not a typo. I hate my neighbors' kids with a burning passion. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML

by Anonymous / 02/20/2016 at 7:16am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

by Anonymous / 02/09/2016 at 11:54am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

by tara / 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm / Switzerland (Zug) / Miscellaneous

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

by Quendolin / 11/09/2015 at 9:07am / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

by BarhydtBran / 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2015 at 12:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

by IrNatalie / 06/02/2015 at 4:59am / United States (Arizona) / Work