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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

#21205823
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I agree, your life sucks (53344) - you deserved it (7252)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sped off down the road, then realized to my horror that my cat was clinging to the roof of the car. FML

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
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I agree, your life sucks (27480) - you deserved it (6997)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States



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