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Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (5986)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:12am - health - by Broken (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

#2963863
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (9265)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States



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