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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 December 1986 (27 years)
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Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56888) - you deserved it (2586)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

#4100528
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I agree, your life sucks (56888) - you deserved it (2586)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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