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heyyoitskiraaa
  • Town/Country : wichita, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 90
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58634) - you deserved it (8020)

On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

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On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I took my girlfriend to a local drag racing spot to get her more involved with my friends. Her ex showed up and wanted to race me. I won the race, but blew my engine. I had to use his dad's towing service to get my car home. FML

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On 12/25/2013 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

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On 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by YouAssholes - United States (California)

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

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On 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by Dor51 (woman) - United States (Washington)



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