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by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by ShutTheFuCupcake / 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Health
by Ellie / 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by TheRoad42 / 08/20/2013 at 8:54am / United States (Louisiana) / Animals
Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
by nice guys finish last / 08/20/2013 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML
by ggabrams / 08/17/2013 at 8:55am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.…