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Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39829) - you deserved it (9228)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42129) - you deserved it (2891)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10217) - you deserved it (34031)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34089) - you deserved it (4133)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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224 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

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182 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met at a speed dating event. He recommended the lamb shank, which I ordered without looking at the menu. When the waiter took my order, my date said, "wait, the lamb is $27, why don't you get the chicken". He then ordered the lamb for himself. FML



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