I'm Makayla. FML.
Today, Michael Jackson died. FML
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On 06/25/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was talked into having sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I had always wanted to wait till marriage but my boyfriend convinced me otherwise. Once we were done, he said he could never marry me because I was no longer pure. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by kallieco (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by misc (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then proceeded to scroll down and found out she has a penis. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - France (Ile-de-France)
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