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heytheredelilah
  • Town/Country : 570, PA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 November 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

#1154114 (243)

I agree, your life sucks (56572) - you deserved it (15383)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141680) - you deserved it (53028)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (6221) - you deserved it (37298)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (8140) - you deserved it (14671)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version